The thing I hate the most is not being good enough.
People will stare. Make it worth their while.
Harry Winston (via picturepurrrfect)
(via soupy-campbell)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Hot Damn.
Oh Tumblr, how I’ve missed you.
I can’t stay for long,
but I’ll be back for you.
Love, Bree
she's my favorite cousin.
- Andi: (singing) Call me maybeeee....?
- Me: Uh, I'm not sure, you're kind of off key.
- Andi: (giggle) You're such a bitch.
- Me: Ahahaha
Fifty Shades of Grey.
What a very interesting book.
Yes, it has explicit details, but honestly if you look past that, it’s actually a really good plot.
Apparently it gets darker as the books go, so we’ll see.
But, I like it for the most part.
Yeah, it’s for mature readers. Some of my friends probably don’t think I’m mature, because I can admit, I’m pretty goofy, but I do have a serious side.
SERENA TSAY - Read it. Youre mature, right? lol. It’s a love story, obviously, and the ideas are kind of trippy, but it’s a good story.
P.S. If you can’t say penis out loud, you don’t even need to look up the summary.
let the good times roll.
- me: (draws a circle) what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this?
- gg: a circle!
- me: -_- very original
- cw: A NIPPLE!
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Artist: Paramore
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I can feel the pressure now, It’s getting closer now
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And I won’t think twice to stick that barrel straight down sancho’s throat,
Believe me when I say that I got somethin’ for his punk ass.
(via cmfcknw)
Distract me?
- A - If I'm in love.
- B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
- C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
- D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
- E - How many holes I have in my ears.
- F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
- G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
- H - The last person I hugged.
- I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
- J - How old I am.
- K- What my full name is.
- L - If I have siblings.
- M - If I forgive betrayal.
- N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
- O - If I like my school.
- P - What kind of music I like.
- Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
- R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
- S - 2 habits.
- T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
- U - How many texts I send daily.
- V - 3 big dreams.
- W - An idol.
- X - If I've done something I regret very much.
- Y - If I like my town and why.
- Z - Ask any question you want.
